Catullus 5 ([info]catullus_5) wrote,
@ 2007-07-09 17:25:00
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Twelve bored men
Jury duty tomorrow. I have to report to juvenile court. That's lame. I wanted a real court. How interesting can a child's case be? Probably some snotty dropout got caught with a few stems and seeds, or some spray paint. Yeah, I know what these kinds of kids are like. Predictable. I bet I already know how the case will go. I probably won't even have to pay attention. I'll tell the judge exactly that.

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[info]asmodai
2007-07-09 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Man. Don't wish for real court. Kids always get up to interesting shananagans. I almost got sat on a case where some guy wouldn't pay the contractor he hired for the additional rental of a backhoe.

I dodged a freakin bullet. So to speak.

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[info]truered
2007-07-10 01:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah... I'd totally rather be in Juvenile Court. Those cases are much more interesting. Plus there isn't as much red tape as far as evidence and constitutional due process so you get to hear much more of the story behind the case.
Seriously... you got lucky.

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[info]catullus_5
2007-07-10 02:51 am UTC (link)
That's good to hear! With luck, it will be interesting enough to post about.

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[info]quality617
2007-07-10 03:51 am UTC (link)
You'll get the one where the kid had sex with a sheep.

Bon appetite!

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[info]d_day
2007-07-10 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Do you have to testify on that one?

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